Episodes
Monday May 29, 2023
Ep. 114: Yousa Gonna Squirt
Monday May 29, 2023
Monday May 29, 2023
Hello glorious listeners, please forgive us for that title! We promise it will make sense later (sort of). Taylor and Emily are back and this time we're joined by a special guest: the oft-mentioned but elusive Jake (Taylor's husband)! Emily saved a special story for him--a frustrating tale of what happens when radioactive material is introduced into a town in Brazil where nobody knows the danger it poses. And Taylor brings us the tale of a man named Michel Lotito, whose knew the dangers of his very strange diet, and kept on eating bicycles anyway. Grab a Smirnoff Ice or something else that reminds you of college, and sit down with us!
Monday Apr 10, 2023
Ep. 113: No Cops, Just Firefighters
Monday Apr 10, 2023
Monday Apr 10, 2023
We're back and we've got our occasional co-host Kat with us! The three of us embark first on a journey to the ocean, where Emily tells us the uncomfortable tale of Chris Lemons and his two companions trying to survive a deep sea excursion after disaster strikes, and then Taylor tells the infuriating story of the Paradise Fire of 2018, and a heroic nurse who survived it. Grab your coolest bottle of red wine and join us!
Monday Mar 13, 2023
Ep. 112: Can Pavel Get It?
Monday Mar 13, 2023
Monday Mar 13, 2023
We've missed you so, listeners! We're back with another podcast and we'd love for you to join us on this journey. Emily starts us off with talk of cryptids and a man named Roy who narrowly escapes his encounter with a Louisiana werewolf. Then, Taylor takes us down low with the story of photographer Robbie Shone, who survives a terrifying encounter in the deepest cave in the world. Grab a drink that reminds you of Thanksgiving (trust us) and join us!
Monday Jan 02, 2023
Ep. 111: If You Die on Everest, You Die in Real Life
Monday Jan 02, 2023
Monday Jan 02, 2023
HALLO THERE! We're back and we're talking more crazy survival stories, as is our wont. Taylor tells the story of Beck Weathers, one of the survivors of the 1996 Mt. Everest Disaster that claimed the lives of 15 people. Emily slings martinis and brings us the tale of Kennedy, an Idaho teen who survived a horrific car crash and harrowing rescue in 2021.
Grab a gin-based drink and join us! You're gonna need it.
Monday Oct 31, 2022
Ep. 110: Gary Take the Wheel
Monday Oct 31, 2022
Monday Oct 31, 2022
It's that time of year again, listeners! We're joined by our favorite guest, Kat, and we're ready to get spooky. Emily is talking the problematic legacy of Ed and Lorraine Warren and that time a guy tried to get out of a murder charge by claiming "not guilty by reason of demonic possession." Then, Taylor regales us with the eerily real haunting of The House on Beryl Rd. Grab your nearest creepy cocktail, and sit down with us!
Monday Oct 03, 2022
Ep. 109: Invent the Kazoo, Cowards
Monday Oct 03, 2022
Monday Oct 03, 2022
This episode is brought to you by entropy. Hey there! We lost the first half of this episode immediately after recording it for reasons we may never truly understand. But we salvaged it in the best way we could, and we still managed to have fun along the way. Taylor "begins" the ep by telling the story of Katie Starks, a possible survivor of the dreaded Texarkana Phantom Killer. Then, Emily gives a fast-paced version of her lost story about Adolfe Sax, inventor of the saxophone, that is fueled entirely by alcohol and rage. Grab a drink, and toast to losing audio and letting chaos reign.
Monday Sep 05, 2022
Ep. 108: Midway Between Water and Gasoline
Monday Sep 05, 2022
Monday Sep 05, 2022
HELLO! We're here, and we're ready to chat! Taylor starts us off with the story of Ada Blackjack, a woman who survived two years on an arctic island, and Emily surprises us with what we're calling The Halifax Explosion 2: The Squeaquel. Grab a home-made jell-o shot, or something equally dangerous, and join us!
Thursday Aug 25, 2022
Ep 107: Uh Oh! It’s a Best Of!
Thursday Aug 25, 2022
Thursday Aug 25, 2022
HEY HEY HEY! We've compiled enough recordings of us screaming about various things to put together our first best of ep! With some life complications, this was the perfect time to do it and make sure we weren't dipping out on y'all for a couple weeks. Sorry this is late in going out, but please enjoy!
Time stamps:00:01:00 - José Salvador Alvarenga00:26:00 - Are Tornadlios sentient, Matt Suter survival story00:50:00 - Galveston Hurricane, but did the cow survive?1:20:00 - Roy Sullivan, Can of Water
Monday Aug 08, 2022
Ep. 106: The ”Episode” Where ”Nobody Dies”
Monday Aug 08, 2022
Monday Aug 08, 2022
Hello all! We're back again with another episode, and we truly did try to keep it light this time! In our defense, these stories are much lighter than our normal ones...and that's really all you can expect from us. Emily tells the story of Frane Selak, the luckiest unlucky man on earth, and Taylor tells the tale of Michael Malloy, a man who didn't survive so much as he just wouldn't die. Grab an absurd amount of booze and join us!
Monday Jul 25, 2022
Ep. 105: Emily’s Got the Clap
Monday Jul 25, 2022
Monday Jul 25, 2022
*Apologies for the very slight echo you might hear at certain points, we've done our best to minimize it.*
HALLO! We're here! It's ep 105, and Taylor's kicking it off with the tale of the Halifax Explosion, a Canadian national tragedy and a truly crazy story. Emily somehow gets the clap over the harp noise, but stays strong with the story of brothers Lucas and Christopher Leonard, who suffered abuse at the hands of the Word of Life Christian Church.